Woodrow D. Pecker

Hanging out this morning making my rounds while figuring out how to rationalize not completing the truck clean out project, I happen upon Woodrow D. Pecker.  Woodrow must have had a hard night last night.  He was not his normal self banging away on the exhaust hood at Porky's Bay Side trying to drum up a little fling with the local Woodrina's.  Woodrow is the grandson of the late Woodrow D. Big Pecker that built a sweet love nest hole in the telephone pole behind Porky's only to lose it to Myna tax collectors after a drunken binge of nest hole flipping.  Obviously depressed by his current real estate troubles, Woodrow D. Pecker got into a little trouble.

I tried to convince Woodrow to get back in the program, but he would have nothing to do with it.  My only recourse was to call the Marathon Wild Bird Rescue and Guidance Clinic to help Woodrow dry out. 


Gunnar and Aeriel, counselors at the guidance clinic wing of the Wild Bird Complex showed up to take custody of Woodrow.  Gunnar was prepared for the worst.  Detoxing Woodrow D. Peckers have been known to attempt to harm themselves and others pecking away at any one they can find to pester.  Woodrow this time did not create a scene and quietly entered his padded cell which will be his home for a few days. 

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Tight lines,

Capt. Dallas