The Silly Assed Coast Guard Wants Proof I Ain't Dead!

Lord have mercy. After nearly four years of fighting health problems and the Coast Guard, they now want my doctor to verify that I am not dead!

Yes, sports fans, after taking a half dozen urine tests, being finger printed four times, paying fro a Twic card I will never use, having to retake the captain's course and spending over a thousand dollars I could used for other things, the Coast Guard wants me to spend another hundred bucks so my doctor can check my pulse.

Ain't America grand?

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Tight lines,

Capt. Dallas